Madam Vista…
Windows Character —
Microsoft Refinement
[A Pleasure to Use!]
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January 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Yep, and then when you take her to bed, she takes off her clothes and reveals a penis. That’s what you get for using Vista.
January 8th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Speaking of penises…that’s what happens…Microsoft
January 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Careful… All this talk of ladyboys will excite the Linux crowd!
January 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I have been using Vista since it was REALISID in 1995, it is faster sfaer and more secure than Firefox, I dont care what they say.
Who are THEY”? anyway, professionl prograMMers, they don’t even know how to download Ineternet EXPlorer and get it to work without the validation code, it’s an easy hack.
Linux is cool if you are a just using the OS for Work, or paying bills online, doing Bank work and online transactions, web development, following the tech edge, researching the ebb and flow of the tech markets and current trends, But windows rocks with games:
Dell 9000->2.5 quad core
Windows VISTA Pro/personally hacked w/ WinTeak_v.6
2gig memory
512 meg Geforce 8500 OC’ed(of course)
Creative Blaster Spinal Tap 9000
Quake 3 fps:-> 3840.5fps
…x00948#3m.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Sawyer: quake 3 fps: 3840.5fps
- Network speed: 3.6MBPS max on 10Mg network 36Mbps on 100M network – why? Shoddy Microsoft Networking…
Tests on a Linux network two machines running videos, flood ping across the network and two (Linux) games machines running networked – Zero packets dropped on all machines. Videos running full speed with no frame drops.
On a windows network the flood ping killed everything instantly.
You cant tell me Windows is better. I’ve seen the evidence.
Its such a pity too. that you loose the FPS from network.
Me, I’ve only got quake 3 running at 399 fps on a 256M NVidia geforce 8500 DELL LAPTOP!! – Running Ubuntu 7.10…
June 24th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I don’t understand this site :-/
July 4th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Sawyer:
YEAH Vista is moar secure than Firefox
… Hey what the hell we are talking about?!?
July 7th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Reminds of Opera…
July 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
And boobies.
August 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I bought a made for Vista laptop and it worked absolutely perfectly, except for the speed issues, oh and the dodgy wireless drivers, oh and the crash on resume, actually it was much worse than my old XP laptop. But when I rang up tech support they were always very helpful and assured me that business uses Microsoft and linux is a joke. I installed Ubuntu just to show my mates how bad it is and it has ruined my life. Before I spent half my work day restarting my laptop and playing games. Now it just keeps on going and I can’t run some of the games I used to play all day. My boss want linux on all the computers here now. Linux is bad for workers. Even worse I found that Virtualbox lets me run ANY microsoft OS for that irreplaceable software and the biggest problem of all is that all my favourite games work better than under windows using Wine. Linux you bastards you have ruined my life.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Obviously a dude.
August 22nd, 2010 at 11:06 pm
I dowmloaded PenisLinux and all it did was piss all over my motherboard. Your right Linux Sucks. But at least it didn’t shit all over my PC like Windows did.
………..Arrr……me think me need a shit NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!