Comments on: Death Threats http://www.promotinglinux.com Truth™ about Linux Sun, 5 Sep 2010 13:59:20 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: MSPolice http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-5893 MSPolice Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:11:05 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-5893 Your site is illegal. Please use the MS logo at least 50 times on each page and provide a link to our knowledgebase on every page. Indicate clearly how you love MS, how our products are perfect, and how it is impossible to even surf the web with anything other than Windows, let alone do any real work. Please delete any claims to the contrary on your site. You must change your domain name to ILoveAnythingMS.com. Please send us 5,000,000,000 in cash to cover licensing fees for all the times you mention MS on your website. If you do not meet these obligations we will send you a Gentoo minimal install CD. Your site is illegal. Please use the MS logo at least 50 times on each page and provide a link to our knowledgebase on every page. Indicate clearly how you love MS, how our products are perfect, and how it is impossible to even surf the web with anything other than Windows, let alone do any real work. Please delete any claims to the contrary on your site. You must change your domain name to ILoveAnythingMS.com. Please send us 5,000,000,000 in cash to cover licensing fees for all the times you mention MS on your website. If you do not meet these obligations we will send you a Gentoo minimal install CD.

]]> By: linuxisevolution http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-2963 linuxisevolution Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:22:36 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-2963 why do my comments keep getting deleted? At least be fair, mighty admin... -_- why do my comments keep getting deleted?

At least be fair, mighty admin…

-_-

]]> By: William Wallace http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-2296 William Wallace Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:52:49 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-2296 Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

]]> By: Bruce Willis http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-2184 Bruce Willis Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:12:37 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-2184 I'm pretty sure that killing you is a good thing for the environment. I’m pretty sure that killing you is a good thing for the environment.

]]> By: admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-1073 admin Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:28:54 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-1073 :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) :-) :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

]]> By: admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-1072 admin Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:27:44 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-1072 I am already dead after using windows!!! …. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yeah people actually die after using MS products. They just stop living... I am already dead after using windows!!! …. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yeah people actually die after using MS products. They just stop living…

]]> By: Billy http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-1071 Billy Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:26:01 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-1071 I am already dead after using windows!!! .... Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am already dead after using windows!!! …. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

]]> By: retard http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-996 retard Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:50:21 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-996 This is sooooo funny!!!! ... I love it :-) This is sooooo funny!!!! … I love it :-)

]]> By: admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-815 admin Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:21:34 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-815 Actually, this server is using a multi-geo-distributed cloud computing service on anycast IPs provided by *********. It exists outside the realm of your control. Actually, this server is using a multi-geo-distributed cloud computing service on anycast IPs provided by *********. It exists outside the realm of your control.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-814 Anonymous Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:13:07 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-814 >This is the internet, patty; your rights don’t exist here. Actually, wherever the website's server is located, is where the rights of said server fall, therefore, if it's in America, assuming it is based upon your praise, then, using peoples names for quotes without their consent is illegal. >This is the internet, patty; your rights don’t exist here.

Actually, wherever the website’s server is located, is where the rights of said server fall, therefore, if it’s in America, assuming it is based upon your praise, then, using peoples names for quotes without their consent is illegal.

]]> By: private http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-796 private Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:42:16 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-796 I would post my death threat here, but since I'm sending this on a Windows computer I won't because the government or bill is probably tracking everything I do. Also I'm afraid if I anger all the linux geeks they will probably trace this to my computer and hack my windows machine, access all my bank accounts, and post all my personal information online. I would post my death threat here, but since I’m sending this on a Windows computer I won’t because the government or bill is probably tracking everything I do. Also I’m afraid if I anger all the linux geeks they will probably trace this to my computer and hack my windows machine, access all my bank accounts, and post all my personal information online.

]]> By: Sum Yung Gai http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-776 Sum Yung Gai Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:06:29 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-776 NO, NO, NO! Stallman will NOT seduce you with his tongue! He'll actually perform rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with flowers) on you! Ooo...kinky.... http://www.stallman.org/articles/texas.html I also read elsewhere on this wonderful site about our brothers in Nam who sacrificed their lives due to this subversive, pinko-commie Linux thing. We will--we *must*--avenge our noble brethren. The Stallmanists can not be allowed to take over this country with their dangerous ideas against the state. Yes, this site has finally convinced me! The Microsoft Way...is indeed the One True Way. I shall repent, by dealing with all Linux computers in ways that would make the Spanish Inquisition proud! I hereby renounce whatever positive things I once sed(1) about this blasphemous, thoroughly evil, subversive--nay, TERRORIST--pretender of an operating system. My army of MCSE's will stick a fork(2) in Linux and bash(1) its very brains against the very rocks in the C. Fsck(8) Linux! Long Live Microsoft! Long Live Bill! Long Live Steve! LONG...LIVE...AMERICA!!!!!! --SYG NO, NO, NO! Stallman will NOT seduce you with his tongue! He’ll actually perform rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with flowers) on you! Ooo…kinky….

http://www.stallman.org/articles/texas.html

I also read elsewhere on this wonderful site about our brothers in Nam who sacrificed their lives due to this subversive, pinko-commie Linux thing. We will–we *must*–avenge our noble brethren. The Stallmanists can not be allowed to take over this country with their dangerous ideas against the state.

Yes, this site has finally convinced me! The Microsoft Way…is indeed the One True Way. I shall repent, by dealing with all Linux computers in ways that would make the Spanish Inquisition proud!

I hereby renounce whatever positive things I once sed(1) about this blasphemous, thoroughly evil, subversive–nay, TERRORIST–pretender of an operating system. My army of MCSE’s will stick a fork(2) in Linux and bash(1) its very brains against the very rocks in the C. Fsck(8) Linux! Long Live Microsoft! Long Live Bill! Long Live Steve! LONG…LIVE…AMERICA!!!!!!

–SYG

]]> By: Good Joke http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-764 Good Joke Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:29:56 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-764 My my, some people need to calm down! My my, some people need to calm down!

]]> By: p13808 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-746 p13808 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:11:46 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-746 Linux-from-scratch is great. Finally a way for us non-billionaires to get some knowlegde of os-building. Linux-from-scratch is great. Finally a way for us non-billionaires to get some knowlegde of os-building.

]]> By: Robert Kali http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-744 Robert Kali Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:20:44 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-744 This site is great. I use Linux exclusively on all of my personal computers (and all but one of my work computers), and if some stuck up people don't see the humour in this site, and get all pissy over it, well, suck it up. Linux is not the best thing since sliced bread, and it's not the fourth coming of the great prophet Zarquon. It's an operating system. Just like Windows, and OS X and many other operating systems. Each have their positive points, and their negative points, and all of them have their own groups of radical fanatics. If you're offended by this site, get over it, stop whining and go do something useful, like testing the latest alpha version of Ubuntu, or building a Linux-From-Scratch system for fun. Cheers. This site is great. I use Linux exclusively on all of my personal computers (and all but one of my work computers), and if some stuck up people don’t see the humour in this site, and get all pissy over it, well, suck it up. Linux is not the best thing since sliced bread, and it’s not the fourth coming of the great prophet Zarquon. It’s an operating system. Just like Windows, and OS X and many other operating systems. Each have their positive points, and their negative points, and all of them have their own groups of radical fanatics. If you’re offended by this site, get over it, stop whining and go do something useful, like testing the latest alpha version of Ubuntu, or building a Linux-From-Scratch system for fun. Cheers.

]]> By: Richard Stallman http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-737 Richard Stallman Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:23:37 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-737 its actually GNU with a Linux kernel. or at least GNU/Linux its actually GNU with a Linux kernel. or at least GNU/Linux

]]> By: admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-652 admin Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:01:00 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-652 From http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=5619990 "There is a significant segment of society that would be entirely incapable of discerning this from a "real", factual, and serious site. The creators and maintainers of this site are playing [Russian Roulette] with [some] peoples minds here, and I find that unacceptable. And should some poor person of marginal intelligence, or mental ability, take some unfortunate action, based on believing all or any part of the contents of this site, I would hope the law would hold the creators and maintainers of the site fully accountable. In addition, I am personally offended, simply by the fact that the rhetoric of the content is entirely too reminiscent (for my liking) to the rhetoric exercised by groups such as the KKK, the Arian Brotherhood, etc. Bad taste. Bad judgment. Bad humor. No socially redeming value. This site, and all those like it, should be dismantled immediately--tomorrow, or tonight (all that has to be done is to pull the plug, or throw the breaker, and they're gone). And for any that persist, I hope that when (and I do mean when and not if) some unfortunate event results from someone taking the site seriously, I hope the courts hit the operators of the site with the full force of the law. Depending on the magnitude of the "event" that will eventually result, I wouldn't even rule out prison time for those responsible for the content of such sites. Too many people in the modern World are sitting "on the edge", to subject them to something so apparently real, with such a strong message." From http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=5619990

“There is a significant segment of society that would be entirely incapable of discerning this from a “real”, factual, and serious site. The creators and maintainers of this site are playing [Russian Roulette] with [some] peoples minds here, and I find that unacceptable. And should some poor person of marginal intelligence, or mental ability, take some unfortunate action, based on believing all or any part of the contents of this site, I would hope the law would hold the creators and maintainers of the site fully accountable.

In addition, I am personally offended, simply by the fact that the rhetoric of the content is entirely too reminiscent (for my liking) to the rhetoric exercised by groups such as the KKK, the Arian Brotherhood, etc. Bad taste. Bad judgment. Bad humor. No socially redeming value. This site, and all those like it, should be dismantled immediately–tomorrow, or tonight (all that has to be done is to pull the plug, or throw the breaker, and they’re gone). And for any that persist, I hope that when (and I do mean when and not if) some unfortunate event results from someone taking the site seriously, I hope the courts hit the operators of the site with the full force of the law. Depending on the magnitude of the “event” that will eventually result, I wouldn’t even rule out prison time for those responsible for the content of such sites.

Too many people in the modern World are sitting “on the edge”, to subject them to something so apparently real, with such a strong message.”

]]> By: donteatthefish http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-620 donteatthefish Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:41:57 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-620 and to that "admin" yeah Linux is case sensitive so it is a good choice for you to use the capital L, but yeah no one believes you're the admin and to that “admin” yeah Linux is case sensitive so it is a good choice for you to use the capital L, but yeah no one believes you’re the admin

]]> By: donteatthefish http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-619 donteatthefish Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:40:46 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-619 haha awesome. nice trolling, i laughed so much. haha awesome. nice trolling, i laughed so much.

]]> By: admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/comment-page-1/#comment-597 admin Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:00:44 +0000 http://www.promotinglinux.com/threats/#comment-597 Hi I'm the admin, I wish to apologize for my irrational behavior against Linux. I actually looove Linux. Linux bloody rocks. It soooooo rocks. Some fan boys just paid me to do this. I actually use Linux at home. I loove it so much I type Linux with a capital L. Hi I’m the admin, I wish to apologize for my irrational behavior against Linux. I actually looove Linux. Linux bloody rocks. It soooooo rocks. Some fan boys just paid me to do this. I actually use Linux at home. I loove it so much I type Linux with a capital L.

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