Death Threats
WE kNoW WhO YOU aRe. WE ArE GoInG To kILL yOU! — Linux Kernel Team
I’m at a loss for words. Your an asshole. Why are you going to rub this Ubuntu/Dell sham in my face? Dell tricked me. Its not my fault. I’m the victim here. — Mark S***********
I will lure you in, I will seduce you with my tongue, and through sodomy, I will show you the face of God. We can talk about this site afterwards. — RM$
Please. Please. Please. Make it go away. It hurts. Make it stop. — *inus

January 8th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Oh my god. What the hell? You have no right to type some retarded crap and slap the names of those hallowed names on them. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
This is the internet, patty; your rights don’t exist here.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
It looks like this is a website setup for fun to see who will bite!
Windows, Linux or Mac who really cares as long as I can look at my porn sites, I,ll use anything. OH! YEA! I heard someone’s building a very special Linux version call “PORNLINUX” which includes over a 1000 default porn links in the Web Browser which is based on the Flock Web Browser and goes by the name “FireFlockFuck” Web Browser.
June 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Well, I read this joke site and I guess that the admin wanted some time ago to use Ubuntu …The most user-friendly Linux OS , well… others will say that other distros are …
anyway , that fact is that Ubuntu is easy to use .
So, this site admin was so dumb that he cant use even this easy linux disto as Ubuntu is . That make me ask myself if he can use at least Windows !
I’d bet that his IExplorer ( because I think he/she hate Firefox or Opera ) is full of yahoo bar , google bar , shit bar , wtf bar …
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:18 am
If you did not have the pacience to use ubuntu for at least 3-4 days,and notice that it has lots of support,a large community that is always willing to help,lots of free programs etc. it doesen’t mean it’s unusable.I use linux for about 6 years and do not have a single complaint about it,it is more ‘green’ than windows about power consumption and the security updates don’t mess up your sistem as in windows and also let’s not forget the resources/performance ratio that shows clear the fact that you can get at least the same performance from a linux system at half of resources that vista uses just to run
you can try darkstar linux it’s very user friendly,just as windows user like,lots of GUI’s,eyecandy, and incredibly fast comparative to windows
June 25th, 2008 at 12:29 am
This is phenomenally funny.
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`–> Obvious troll is obvious, kthx.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:57 am
haha very funny, but i can see why you censored out those names. You don’t want people sueing you for your joke eh
July 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
and jet you need linux to publish this site ?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
O_o ???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
F U C K I N G F U N N Y!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:08 am
wtf, that gun is so fucking funny!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Hey admin !! have u ever checked u website & still running it??
July 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Oh… And the server your site is on got linux… You, sir, suck.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:09 am
I love this site man!.
A good time pass. It relives me from stress
Keep going….by the way I’m a RHCE.
Bye
Linux Admin. (The super Boss).
July 11th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
i dont know how the majority of people posting comments can get so offended, stfu nubz
July 12th, 2008 at 3:44 am
It’s unbelievable. The majority of people did not get that the entire website is just a joke. No really, it’s a parody. Now laugh. What are you stupid?
July 12th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
This is actually quite scary, the amount of Linux users who don’t know that this site is a joke. What does that say? Maybe I need to think about moving to a Mac. What do you say Admin? Surly Macs aren’t evil are they?
July 14th, 2008 at 11:49 am
alert(”…!”);
July 14th, 2008 at 11:50 am
alert(”lol”);
abab
July 15th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Hey, Admin..
:x
:x
update your shit. Wp 2.6 is out.. your site is vulnnnnn
July 16th, 2008 at 3:13 am
lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
boobs.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Fuck Linux fucking fuck that fuck with a fucking fuckstick fuckitty fucknuggits