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By: Amazed.

Amazed. — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:03:21 +0000

On the “how stupid all the Linux users are”, it’s not as obvious that this is satirical as good satire should be. It’s not ridiculous enough. It’s only as ridiculous as the actual FUD spread by Microsoft, as most fo these articles are word-for-word. Only some superfluous humor offers a vague clue that it might not be real.

Most Linux users are not retarded. On the contrary, most Linux users are aware of how retarded Windows users can be. This web site is definitely something one can imagine a delusional Windows fan might come up with (even with touches of hyperbolic humor).

So no, don’t blame the people who are fooled. It’s too easy to assume this is real after reading only one page knowing just how uneducated the general public can be and that, by and large, the general public uses Windows.

By: admin

admin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:39:54 +0000

By the way, I use ubuntu 9.10, and will be uprading to 10.04 in just one week’s time! It was very easy to install, and my HP drivers for wireless were on the CD.

By: admin

admin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:38:15 +0000

Yes Yes, I get the joke. Please take this site completely non-seriously (see the contact page)

By: Hazar

Hazar — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:37:21 +0000

This website actually proves the linux fanbase are mostly retarded. It’s SATIRE

By: Sir Sane

Sir Sane — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 08:27:00 +0000

I love how fucking stupid most of these commentators are. This is a great satire site with some great points about things that have plagued FOSS development forever.

Just shows you how stupid Linux Youths are.

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:50:46 +0000

I remember when I tried to convert to Windows, Ubuntu wouldn’t let me. As soon as I put in the Vista DVD, it started to lock down my system. Even now, I’m sure I can’t get away from Linux. If I even try to tell my story, something awful cou*(&^*&(^%&*CARRIER LOST

By: Stun fo ennot

Stun fo ennot — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:40:45 +0000

Way back in 1907, my Grandpa used Linux. It cost him the farm!

By: admin

admin — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 06:10:59 +0000

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By: admin

admin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:35:07 +0000

Linux Users' Future:

By: Niel Malan

Niel Malan — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:58:50 +0000

I have this job I hate. But I’m going to get them. I put in Samba server. Hell, what a pain it was to get it going. Boring machine, it just sits there and catches the backups. I’m leaving it behind as a time bomb. Boy, if that machine ever breaks they’re going to have hell getting it going again. They think it is budgeted for, but it’s not: when they get Windows Server 2008 to replace it their balls are going to get busted for going over budget!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:46:47 +0000

This site is hilarious. Thank you! I think that the ungry people that didn’t have the sense o humour to see the joke should not use Linux, because Linux is evil and can and will make fun of them.

By: with justice

with justice — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:51:16 +0000

i tried using linux once, it got my dog pregnant and FORCED me to sleep with my sister!

By: Bill Goldberg

Bill Goldberg — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:54:12 +0000

Real men use Windows, there I said it.

I’m sick and tired of hearing about this lunix thing.

Keep that sissy software to yourself.

It can’t even do msn messenging or broswing internets.

Haha, i laugh at you lunix users.

Yuo all just can’t afford Windows, that why you’re jouleas.

Windows FTW!!!!

By: Sinfinite

Sinfinite — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:21:05 +0000

This is funny as hell! NAM ? seriously!?
Dude, next time tell them it’s a joke beforehand so they can enjoy it and their blood pressure won’t go spinning out of control.

Ubuntu user and proud. You are crazy. I’m pretty sure you wrote this site in your moms’ basement

Do one on MAC now. can’t wait to see the mac fanboys in action

By: Carlos

Carlos — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:25:59 +0000

Man! Windows Vista is soooo cool! You have to reboot even when you click an icon! And that RSOD is great, sweet of them to change the blue, it was old …. lol, nah! I have Ubuntu in my PC, *ONLY* ubuntu, i deleted Vista to give /home more space :0…. UH! WHat’s this!! They are taking me… noooo!!… Oh, i’m back, yo wanna see a CLI war?

C:>msiexec c_compiler.msi //time remaining: 10M
$apt-get build-dep firewall &
$make secret_entry &
$make ( iron && metal ) //time remaining 5M
C:>compile shield_* //time remaining 1M
$firewall -strong 100
$mv soldiers secret_entry //time remaining 1M
C:>compile secret_entry_block //time remaining 2M
$strip microsoft_developer_face
$wget microsoft_tech_heart
$python ./set_up_bomb -time 10 //time remaining 3M
C:>format gnu_allies_in_m_territory /FS:MICRoSOFT
C:>cd atomic_bomb_shield/
$open atomic_bomb_shield
$cp /usr/src/you_re_fucked.c atomic_bomb_shield/
$gcc atomic_bomb_shield/you_re_fucked.c
$mv a.out salvation.exe
C:>echo We are safe now
C:>salvation.exe
Starting atomic misile launching…. [OK]
Testing if destine exist….. [OK]
Launching first missile… [OK]
Launching second misslie…. [OK]
Launching thirst missile…. [OK]
Sending message to Windows machine ‘you are fucked’…. [OK]
…
you are fucked
C:> //dead
$echo Victory!!
$ext3undel lost_lifes
$halt

By: Carlos

Carlos — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:14:04 +0000

$mv microsoft_people /dev/null
$make shield
$test shield
$cut metal
$make sword
$python ./launch_atomic_bomb -w Windows -i 100
$halt

By: JB

JB — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:29:52 +0000

Windows is awesome. I love that the OS only costs $300, and less if I upgrade every year. I also like that it runs pretty fast, well I mean not too slow, on a quad core machine with 4GB of memory. It’s also so cool that there is lots of software and that I could spend 1000’s on software for anything I want to do. That truly is cool. Oh, and I like the pretty blue screen too, especially the one that pops up with text all over it and makes me have to reboot my machine.

I hate Linux. I don’t even know how to get it. It seems like it must cost millions or something, or maybe it’s only available in Iraq or something. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a commercial for it on t.v so it must be completely useless.

By: dajxd

dajxd — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:45:14 +0000

Linux not only kills you, but everyone in a ten foot radius.

Have a heart.

By: expresso

expresso — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:21:08 +0000

I wanna play Crysis (and others recent games ) on Linux. Is it possible? Wine can’t do it. Going back to Windows.

By: francquois

francquois — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:45:16 +0000

I am so sad to hear about your friends giving their lives for something as stupid as Linux! Please, we must contact our US representative and tell them to cut this silliness out! Our soldier’s lives are worth more than these inferior tools and their complicated placement of the start menu! We must demand that they use only Microsoft approved products!!!