Comments on: Praises

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:38:56 +0000

No…Just, no…

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:22:35 +0000

I am the administrator of this site, and I say that Windows suck eggs. I
know many of you will not believe I’m the administrator, therefore I challenge the real administrator to step up.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:23:12 +0000

This website is a joke

By: nobody

nobody — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 00:39:12 +0000

Admin, did you know your website runs LINUX?????
Boy, and I thought you hated it.
Ahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
You are very funny, admin.

By: debian_slave

debian_slave — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:48:35 +0000

Hi,
After reading your site, I have decided to switch from GNU/Linux to Windows to prevent further damage of my brain. The problem is that I have spent my whole life in text-mode, browsing web with lynx and I do not comprehend images which do not belong to ASCII set. Through trial and error I have managed to install Winblows on a i686 machine. Given of my inferior visual data processing, I am forced to use “cmd.exe”. Currently I am browsing web with telnet and editing text files with ed. That seems quite fine for now. I am posting here because I haven’t figured out yet how to install new programs. I have tried using “apt-get”, “yum”, “pacman”, “portage”, “ports”, “autopackage” and a bunch of archiving programs. None of them seems to work. I have encountered informations about msi/installer combo, but so far, I am unable to run them without entering into Ubermensch graphical mode.

Please help me
debian_slave

P.S. My online help group advises chemical castration for anyone who used FOSS software longer than a week. I am on treatment for 2 months and yesterday I crawled out of my house for first time in 4 years. That was the most amazing experience since Epoch.

Please do not bomb FOSS guys yet. Although we are able to do only no-quality work, we were specifically trained to do it for free!

By: Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:29:43 +0000

BTW… we can’t fix windows because we’d have so many lawsuits against us that we would go out of business. Imagine, we fix the kernel, the memory management, the drive fragmentation problems, make it secure by default, and by doing so, we put so many people out of business and they sue us sensleless. Imagine that we fix windows and half the population of North America becomes unemployed. NO! We can’t and will NOT fix it… that’s where the FUD comes in to play. Keep in mind as well how many cyber criminals would have to turn to real time crime to feed their families… there would be no one left to hack your PC!!! No, we simply can’t have that. Without Microsoft Windows, the CIA/FBI would never get your personal information and no one would know if you are/were a terrorist or not. So you see? We can’t fix Windows! Have a nice day!

By: Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:14:55 +0000

It’s about time someone told it like it is. Come see me in Redmond and I’ll hire you to head our FUD campaigns.

By: Ubuntu user

Ubuntu user — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:09:17 +0000

I came across this site while trying to figure out where the My Documents folder is on my Ubuntu install. Now after reading your site I realize my mistakes. I’m heading over to FooMart now to buy my new PC with a real os pre-installed. Thanks for all your information. This is the most informative site I have ever found and it has probably saved my life, and the lives of my family.

By: francquois

francquois — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:57:25 +0000

Thank you for the information that is this site. I have tried the Unubruntu desktop system after hearing about it from a comrade. I have problems with it from day 1! which include:

- No common softwares installed!
- No easy way to install service packs!
- Forced me to login with user and password even when I was the only one!
- Very complicated interface and NO start menu!
- Antiquated screensavers!

I finally had to press the power button and told my friend to shove his crappy OS! I am thankful for you independant 3rd party analysis of these softwares, who would want to use an OS with such problems is incomprehensible!!!

By: Windows Rapee

Windows Rapee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:22:42 +0000

I got raped in the ass by Windows a dozen or more times. It made me much stronger. I learned how to fix computers, because I couldn’t afford to hire someone else. But then when everyone else wanted me to work on Windows for them, even when they paid me, I started losing hair and I saw my lifespan shrinking. So I switched to Linux. Now my hair has grown back and my life span is at over 12,000 years. I can also hold my bowels for 6 months at a time, with the workout Windows gave me through all that rape. And I owe it all to Windows, raping me in the ass and making me stronger.

By: someone

someone — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:26:58 +0000

Cool posters by BTW..

By: someone

someone — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:26:36 +0000

Keep it up admin…

Am not with you!!! Well nobody is with you!!

By: Mooooo

Mooooo — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:33:01 +0000

http://www.promotinglinux.com runs… Linux.

$ telnet http://www.promotinglinux.com 80
Trying 64.62.190.106…
Connected to http://www.promotinglinux.com.
Escape character is ‘^]’.
HEAD / HTTP/1.0

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:32:53 GMT
Server: Apache/2.0.52 (CentOS)
X-Powered-By: PHP/4.3.9
Vary: User-Agent,Accept-Encoding
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8

Connection closed by foreign host.

By: Steal Ballsmer

Steal Ballsmer — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:32:29 +0000

Ah Great work.

Thou shall be awarded personally by me.

Come to my office in redmond and we could sneak into one of my labs where you can s*ck my b*lls.
Remember our site reads – “Your Potential, Our Passion”

By: artbunk

artbunk — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:21:54 +0000

linux ate my hamster

By: B Gates

B Gates — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:01:45 +0000

I’ve seen the light and have created microsoftlinux.
I got sick of all the spam, virus’s and spyware on the last Operating System I created. I thought, It’s time to move into the future.

By: Ball Stever

Ball Stever — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:47:16 +0000

I’m very happy to see the TRUTH (copyright Microsoft now and forever) about the left-wing communist conspiracy to overthrow TRUTH, justice and the Microsoft way by these pinko Linux types.

Everyone knows Linux includes 9,762,481 of our patents…and I’m not even counting our patents on the (TM) “Blue Screen of Death”.

Keep up the good work,

Ball Stever