Praises
Oh My Golly Gosh! Wow!? That’s all I can say. Fantastic Job! I randomly came to this site while doing research. This should be mandatory reading for everyone. Stay strong and prosper! — Your Friend Bill, The Nably Dably…
A Linux user lies as easy as they breath. That’s why choosing to use Linux isn’t just a choice for them, they really have no other alternative that would support their lifestyle. — Yonah
I’m moving my company away from Red Hat to Windows Server 2008. Nothing on Linux can compete with the rapid deployment, user simplicity, easy management, and rock-solid (when properly hardened) security of Active Directory + Exchange + Outlook + SourceSafe + IIS + Microsoft SQL + Windows Routing and Remote Access. There’s just so many cool and convenient things you can do easily in this that would take weeks of tweaking and troubleshooting in Red Hat. Throw in some AVG mail server edition antivirus and Cisco firewalling, and you’ve got one rocking system.
As a bonus, Hyper-V is an excellent virtualization product that comes free with Server 2008. It does everything Xen offers, and has tight Windows support as well. — InorganicMatter
When someone rapes you in the ass, you grow stronger. — Athene, Pro Gamer
Thank You.

January 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I’m very happy to see the TRUTH (copyright Microsoft now and forever) about the left-wing communist conspiracy to overthrow TRUTH, justice and the Microsoft way by these pinko Linux types.
Everyone knows Linux includes 9,762,481 of our patents…and I’m not even counting our patents on the (TM) “Blue Screen of Death”.
Keep up the good work,
Ball Stever
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I’ve seen the light and have created microsoftlinux.
I got sick of all the spam, virus’s and spyware on the last Operating System I created. I thought, It’s time to move into the future.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
linux ate my hamster
June 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Ah Great work.
Thou shall be awarded personally by me.
Come to my office in redmond and we could sneak into one of my labs where you can s*ck my b*lls.
Remember our site reads – “Your Potential, Our Passion”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
http://www.promotinglinux.com runs… Linux.
$ telnet http://www.promotinglinux.com 80
Trying 64.62.190.106…
Connected to http://www.promotinglinux.com.
Escape character is ‘^]’.
HEAD / HTTP/1.0
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:32:53 GMT
Server: Apache/2.0.52 (CentOS)
X-Powered-By: PHP/4.3.9
Vary: User-Agent,Accept-Encoding
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
Connection closed by foreign host.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Keep it up admin…
Am not with you!!! Well nobody is with you!!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Cool posters by BTW..
July 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I got raped in the ass by Windows a dozen or more times. It made me much stronger. I learned how to fix computers, because I couldn’t afford to hire someone else. But then when everyone else wanted me to work on Windows for them, even when they paid me, I started losing hair and I saw my lifespan shrinking. So I switched to Linux. Now my hair has grown back and my life span is at over 12,000 years. I can also hold my bowels for 6 months at a time, with the workout Windows gave me through all that rape. And I owe it all to Windows, raping me in the ass and making me stronger.
August 4th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Thank you for the information that is this site. I have tried the Unubruntu desktop system after hearing about it from a comrade. I have problems with it from day 1! which include:
- No common softwares installed!
- No easy way to install service packs!
- Forced me to login with user and password even when I was the only one!
- Very complicated interface and NO start menu!
- Antiquated screensavers!
I finally had to press the power button and told my friend to shove his crappy OS! I am thankful for you independant 3rd party analysis of these softwares, who would want to use an OS with such problems is incomprehensible!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I came across this site while trying to figure out where the My Documents folder is on my Ubuntu install. Now after reading your site I realize my mistakes. I’m heading over to FooMart now to buy my new PC with a real os pre-installed. Thanks for all your information. This is the most informative site I have ever found and it has probably saved my life, and the lives of my family.
November 3rd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
It’s about time someone told it like it is. Come see me in Redmond and I’ll hire you to head our FUD campaigns.
November 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
BTW… we can’t fix windows because we’d have so many lawsuits against us that we would go out of business. Imagine, we fix the kernel, the memory management, the drive fragmentation problems, make it secure by default, and by doing so, we put so many people out of business and they sue us sensleless. Imagine that we fix windows and half the population of North America becomes unemployed. NO! We can’t and will NOT fix it… that’s where the FUD comes in to play. Keep in mind as well how many cyber criminals would have to turn to real time crime to feed their families… there would be no one left to hack your PC!!! No, we simply can’t have that. Without Microsoft Windows, the CIA/FBI would never get your personal information and no one would know if you are/were a terrorist or not. So you see? We can’t fix Windows! Have a nice day!
June 9th, 2009 at 3:48 am
Hi,
After reading your site, I have decided to switch from GNU/Linux to Windows to prevent further damage of my brain. The problem is that I have spent my whole life in text-mode, browsing web with lynx and I do not comprehend images which do not belong to ASCII set. Through trial and error I have managed to install Winblows on a i686 machine. Given of my inferior visual data processing, I am forced to use “cmd.exe”. Currently I am browsing web with telnet and editing text files with ed. That seems quite fine for now. I am posting here because I haven’t figured out yet how to install new programs. I have tried using “apt-get”, “yum”, “pacman”, “portage”, “ports”, “autopackage” and a bunch of archiving programs. None of them seems to work. I have encountered informations about msi/installer combo, but so far, I am unable to run them without entering into Ubermensch graphical mode.
Please help me
debian_slave
P.S. My online help group advises chemical castration for anyone who used FOSS software longer than a week. I am on treatment for 2 months and yesterday I crawled out of my house for first time in 4 years. That was the most amazing experience since Epoch.
Please do not bomb FOSS guys yet. Although we are able to do only no-quality work, we were specifically trained to do it for free!
June 7th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Admin, did you know your website runs LINUX?????
Boy, and I thought you hated it.
Ahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
You are very funny, admin.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:23 am
This website is a joke
August 30th, 2011 at 7:22 am
I am the administrator of this site, and I say that Windows suck eggs. I
know many of you will not believe I’m the administrator, therefore I challenge the real administrator to step up.
November 9th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
No…Just, no…