MS was found in 1975 to develop n sell the BASIC tool
After little Bill and Paul dropped out from school

Soon rolled out the all-famous legendary OS MS-DOS
Which saved the company from some serious loss

Bored with the geeky commands, they created Windows
Which, like the Apple, had a GUI and a mouse

In 1991, there came another very cool guy in town
Which turned Bill’s face into a bitter frown

It was called Linux, a humble n simple cool dude
Claimed MS, I won’t give out my source code

Linux ran like a champ when put to test
n00bs didn’t realize that it was the best

MS claims that its all buggy IE rocks
It sucks to the core, shows Mozilla Firefox

With XP, Vista and 7, MS had very little to offer
Ubuntu,RedHat,Fedora,Mandriva….. just awesome n super

MS cries that it gets loads of stubborn virus
Linux doesn’t get infected, I’m damn serious

Exploits, Hacks, Vulnerabilities – MS has it all
Linux is really impervious, lol

Cries the MS user, “I often get Blue Screen of Death”
Laughs the tux user,”Was it really worth that ?”

I switched over to linux and I’m having some gr8 fun
Guys, c’mon, now it’s really your turn

Source : http://www.prashanthpai.com/blog/microsoft-vs-linux/

The computer purrs as it processes my request.
I grow impatient and try again.
The computer is like ice, non-moving, and stubborn.
The computer has had it, everything goes blue.
I’m forced to restart, for the fifth time that night.
“Why,” I ask, “Must everything be a fight?”

“But wait, what’s this penguin I see?”
The sign of freedom, it may be!
I downloaded this OS, expecting to see a BSOD,
but that’s not what it was.
I was greeted by power, performance and speed.
“I work for the user,” was part of its creed.
Fast as a bullet, I got my work done.
Remarked I, “Wow, this is quite fun!”

I no longer worry about my work not being saved,
For now I have the OS that long have I craved.

you sad,sad person. i feel sorry for you. doth thee lacketh a life? be thou sad like a ‘gently raped computer’?

Oh Windows,
thou art so sweet as the virgin rose,
red as the freshly plucked virgin’s bloody trail,
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.

So sweet art thou, wonderful Windows,
with thy boot sequence,
hiding behind the lie of a pleasant splash screen,
so calming
as you rape the computer gently,
like a man who just plucked a virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.

Yea, how I love thee, Windows,
thy sexiness is unbearable.
I must have thee, Windows, and so
into the slot I go, seeking to impregnate thee,
like a freshly plucked virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.

Windows, my Windows, where art thee?
I feel thee not as I repeatedly attempt
to insert Tab A into Slot B…
Though my computer enjoys my touch,
I care not for her, but only for thee,
Windows,
and thy unbearable sexiosity! Tell me, then…
How do I sex thee, Windows,
like a freshly plucked virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place?

Odd thing… one’s a billionaire and one’s a regular guy. And the billionaire got there with lies and crappy products, while the regular guy chose to be regular wen he could easily have also been a billionaire.

The lesson Bill teaches us:

Do drugs. Drop out of college. Lie, cheat, steal, and completely disregard the rules, the law, the customer’s needs and quality control. This will bring you untold riches.

The lesson Linus teaches us:

Doing the right thing doesn’t always make you rich, but morals make you a better man, and geeks will act like fire ants if you give them a free operating system.

Just do not use Ubuntu, it is the worst operation system ever.

No, no, I am not running Ubuntu. No, really… Oh that? Uhmm…. It’s a custom user interface for Windows… No, its not Gnome, I swear!

Where are your references? You are calling Forbes, Time, Compute magazine and many, many others liars. Not to mention the ENTIRE scientific community that uses these machines. Ever hear of a little group called NOAA. Next time they issue a sever weather alert in you area, just chalk it up to a Linux glitch and ignore it.

Linux supercomputers are a lie.

1. Supercomputers use linux for processing.

2. NASA use linux for mission critical application.

3. 3D blockbusters i.e. “SHREK” are rendered using linux.

4. Formula ONE Racing cars are designed using linux powerstations.

5. You can install linux one any processing unit because of enough flexibility,i.e. iPOD,SonyPlaystation 3,can u install windows on any of these??

6. Space Exploration Programs use Linux.

Every one has It’s day.There are winds of change now!!

Why do u crash?,
why don’t u have a bash?,
why are u slow,
why always viruses make u blow?,
Why often u show BSOD?
why often do u need reboot?
Why often u are confused??
Why u no longer be used??