Poems
Sharing the Love.
Dear Windows,
The World didn’t turn around, [ecommerce]
Music made no sound, [media player]
Sweetness was never found, [start menu]
Until you came around. [in reference to Windows 95]
This one is called ‘I Hear You Calling and it’s Needles and Pins’:
Your gui is so hot,
Like lace on sweat,
My skin is wet,
In your web I’m caught.
This one is called ‘Microsoft Office’:
I just can’t get enough,
The angel from above,
Hand in hand we fly,
I wish I could get enough,
Of the wind below my wings,
Soaring to new heights above.
July 12th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Dear Windows!!
Why do u crash?,
why don’t u have a bash?,
why are u slow,
why always viruses make u blow?,
Why often u show BSOD?
why often do u need reboot?
Why often u are confused??
Why u no longer be used??
July 13th, 2008 at 11:44 am
when a bunch of mad and unskilled developers join, they create a linux desktop. that’s the truth! linux is the worst operating system under the earth. unstable, unusable, unproductive!
July 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Above comment is bullshit!!
1. Supercomputers use linux for processing.
2. NASA use linux for mission critical application.
3. 3D blockbusters i.e. “SHREK” are rendered using linux.
4. Formula ONE Racing cars are designed using linux powerstations.
5. You can install linux one any processing unit because of enough flexibility,i.e. iPOD,SonyPlaystation 3,can u install windows on any of these??
6. Space Exploration Programs use Linux.
Every one has It’s day.There are winds of change now!!
July 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I’ve explained this before here…
http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-microsoft/
Linux supercomputers are a lie.
July 13th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Linux supercomputers are a lie.
Where are your references? You are calling Forbes, Time, Compute magazine and many, many others liars. Not to mention the ENTIRE scientific community that uses these machines. Ever hear of a little group called NOAA. Next time they issue a sever weather alert in you area, just chalk it up to a Linux glitch and ignore it.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Linux is evil! It can barely run on a Pentium 3. It is the worst operating system in the world!
No, no, I am not running Ubuntu. No, really… Oh that? Uhmm…. It’s a custom user interface for Windows… No, its not Gnome, I swear!
July 15th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Joe Soap, what do you mean? I have Slackware 12 running on Pentium II on ~233 MHz with 64 MB RAM and it is running just fine. Windows 2000 on that machine is running slow, and next versions of MS OS are not running at all…
Just do not use Ubuntu, it is the worst operation system ever.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Strung out, stoned, and stupid looking. In a war of geeks, it’s Bill G. versus Linus T. Kind of both have that same geeky look, don’t they?
Odd thing… one’s a billionaire and one’s a regular guy. And the billionaire got there with lies and crappy products, while the regular guy chose to be regular wen he could easily have also been a billionaire.
The lesson Bill teaches us:
Do drugs. Drop out of college. Lie, cheat, steal, and completely disregard the rules, the law, the customer’s needs and quality control. This will bring you untold riches.
The lesson Linus teaches us:
Doing the right thing doesn’t always make you rich, but morals make you a better man, and geeks will act like fire ants if you give them a free operating system.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
An Ode To Windows
Oh Windows,
thou art so sweet as the virgin rose,
red as the freshly plucked virgin’s bloody trail,
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.
So sweet art thou, wonderful Windows,
with thy boot sequence,
hiding behind the lie of a pleasant splash screen,
so calming
as you rape the computer gently,
like a man who just plucked a virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.
Yea, how I love thee, Windows,
thy sexiness is unbearable.
I must have thee, Windows, and so
into the slot I go, seeking to impregnate thee,
like a freshly plucked virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place.
Windows, my Windows, where art thee?
I feel thee not as I repeatedly attempt
to insert Tab A into Slot B…
Though my computer enjoys my touch,
I care not for her, but only for thee,
Windows,
and thy unbearable sexiosity! Tell me, then…
How do I sex thee, Windows,
like a freshly plucked virgin,
who leaves a bloody trail
as she makes her way to the bathroom afterwards,
seeking to clean up the blood on her nether parts,
which is getting all over the place?
February 11th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
regarding the ode to windows person:
you sad,sad person. i feel sorry for you. doth thee lacketh a life? be thou sad like a ‘gently raped computer’?
February 28th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Ode to windows is the best poem written since the ancient Greeks kicked the bucket.
February 7th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
The computer beeps as it is given a command.
“I don’t want to!” it proudly proclaims.
“Please, Oh, Please?” I beg the computer.
The computer purrs as it processes my request.
I grow impatient and try again.
The computer is like ice, non-moving, and stubborn.
The computer has had it, everything goes blue.
I’m forced to restart, for the fifth time that night.
“Why,” I ask, “Must everything be a fight?”
“But wait, what’s this penguin I see?”
The sign of freedom, it may be!
I downloaded this OS, expecting to see a BSOD,
but that’s not what it was.
I was greeted by power, performance and speed.
“I work for the user,” was part of its creed.
Fast as a bullet, I got my work done.
Remarked I, “Wow, this is quite fun!”
I no longer worry about my work not being saved,
For now I have the OS that long have I craved.
March 7th, 2010 at 9:10 am
MS vs Tux
MS was found in 1975 to develop n sell the BASIC tool
After little Bill and Paul dropped out from school
Soon rolled out the all-famous legendary OS MS-DOS
Which saved the company from some serious loss
Bored with the geeky commands, they created Windows
Which, like the Apple, had a GUI and a mouse
In 1991, there came another very cool guy in town
Which turned Bill’s face into a bitter frown
It was called Linux, a humble n simple cool dude
Claimed MS, I won’t give out my source code
Linux ran like a champ when put to test
n00bs didn’t realize that it was the best
MS claims that its all buggy IE rocks
It sucks to the core, shows Mozilla Firefox
With XP, Vista and 7, MS had very little to offer
Ubuntu,RedHat,Fedora,Mandriva….. just awesome n super
MS cries that it gets loads of stubborn virus
Linux doesn’t get infected, I’m damn serious
Exploits, Hacks, Vulnerabilities – MS has it all
Linux is really impervious, lol
Cries the MS user, “I often get Blue Screen of Death”
Laughs the tux user,”Was it really worth that ?”
I switched over to linux and I’m having some gr8 fun
Guys, c’mon, now it’s really your turn
Source : http://www.prashanthpai.com/blog/microsoft-vs-linux/