Operation Freedom

Here you will find out how Windows™ prevented mad-man Saddam Hussein from annihilating 100s of American cities with nuclear bombs and ravaging Europe with germ warfare.

It Was Microsoft

Don’t let anyone tell you differently, the victory over Saddama and his massive sand armies was the product of the Microsoft Corporation.

The Secret Formula

  1. Microsoft sells Windows™ Licenses.
  2. Sale of Licenses generate income.
  3. Income is taxed by the US Government.
  4. US Government funds the US Military.
  5. US Military brings freedom and The American Dream™ to the people of Iraq.

The American Dream™

Without a corporate structure, software patents, and proprietary/closed-source methods, million of Iraqis would not have the benefit of living The Good Life™ as we speak. Instead, every day they would be falsely imprisoned and tortured.

Shock and Awe

Ask yourself this: What has Linux done for the World? The answer will always be nothing, as Linux has historically only drained time, effort, and resources which would have been better utilized under Windows.

It’s all rather simple… How can Linux do anything but nothing considering it has no value. No value provides no advantage. And without an advantage, you never move forward.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Freedom

13 Responses to “Operation Freedom”

  1. patty Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Riight. I get it now. Microsoft funds the killing of innocent Iraqi families. I am SOO going to buy Microsoft again because I like to kill innocent babies.

  2. SamW Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Some people REALLY don’t get it.

  3. admin Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Linux users NEVER get it. They see conspiracies wherever they look.

  4. Mr Freedom Loves You Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Choice is what it’s about. So you want to spend your cash on Windows or Mac, go for it. I have to admit that at this moment there’s more Programs available for Windows. Every bit of Hardware you buy comes with a disk full of drivers etc to suit Windows. And I even have to admit there’s a large range of good Windows Freeware Programs. Finally Linux will cost you money as well. Think of all those Linux Magazines you’ve bought because it came with a Ubuntu, Mandriva, Mepis etc etc etc CD/DVD. It all adds up.

    I feel if your looking for an adventure, feel creative, feel like your part of something new and exciting. The birth of a new way of doing things. Freedom to explore, take back control of your Operating System. Try Linux, lots of different Linux and create a desktop designed by you for you. enjoy and be free.

  5. NoBullShit Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    I a thousand years who really gives a shit!!

  6. Mooooo Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

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  7. admin Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    !Linux hackor alert!
    !Linux hackor alert!
    !Linux hackor alert!

  8. ... Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    why? Windows user’s cannot hack? that’s so lame.

  9. geoff Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 2:29 am

    Moooo, I see you’ve fallen into the trap and published your Windows key too. I’m going to steal your os. All I need to do is find a spare couple of hours to type in your key.

  10. EffJay Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Hmm… That looks more like a GPG key (I hope it’s not a private one….)

    Anyway, you’ve spoiled it now. The terrorists are going to stop buying Windows, you fool. The US Military NEEDS A NEW PLAN!

  11. No one Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 5:13 am

    God please free us from windows!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. lldmer Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    maybe windows is the weapon? the weapon of mass frustration?

  13. Timothy Davis Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 am

    Windows stopped the terrorists because it kept crashing on them, they got frustrated and went home.

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