Meet
Working People

…It’s
a
Headache!

[it's also self destructive behaviour]

Use the Windows GUI.

…with her parents
inside!

[at ubuntuforums.org]

Think of the children!

…The
Right
Way.

[Train Your Kids!]

You can have my Windows Vista License over my cold dead body!

You might not be aware of this fact, but someone on the internet owes you a great deal!

PromotingLinux.com has carefully combed through the GPL EULA. We have discovered that it is designed to hide both the facts and your rights.

The terms of the GPL agreement stipulate that any organization or website that uses the Linux or GPL EULA’d code and technologies must provide all visitors that ask with: 1) the source code to the back-end technologies used, 2) the database data, and 3) the raw source-code for the websites.

If you come upon a website that uses either Apache, PHP, or MySQL (or any other Linux-based technology) copy and past the following text and demand what is owed to you!

—Start Copy-Paste Here—

I have detected that you are using the Linux EULA and/or the GPL.

You must abide by the terms stipulated and “open source” your organization/websites to me.

1. You have to provide the source code on request to any Linux-based technologies used, *if* that technology is public facing.
2. You have to provide and “open-source” any patches/modifications made to those technologies, regardless if that technology is used only internally or is public facing.
3. You have to provide the raw source code and database data for all public facing websites running on those technologies.

I now stipulate that you should provide me with all the above and also submit to my GNU/FOSS audit which I will conduct of your facilities on __/__/__.

Sincerely,
<Name>
<your-email-address>

P.S. If you don’t comply you will be sorry!

—End Copy-Paste Here—

…Security Model
is
finally
Explained!

[Windows Vista UAC is Hurricane Category 5 Safe]

…for Developers
is Unclear

[.NET Rocks!]

…is
the
True Path
to
Computing.

[The Revolution is near!]

How cool is Microsoft? Liquid Nitrogen Cool!

…Linux
Rehab

Now Supports Vista

[Vista: the spark of life itself]

Keep living Amy! Vista *is* worth it.

…Darndest Things
in Elevators

[Elevators ARE NOT your Linux Boxes!]

Note that not only does it take a Ubunter 41 hours to figure out how to use the elevator, he also thinks it’s okay to defecate inside.

…To Use Windows

[how many more do you need]

Is Easy

[instructional video]

STOP PUSHING YOUR LINUXES ON US!

Have Angry Babies!

[ubuntu babies]

IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees – Watch more free videos

Destroy Companies

[it's their nature]

The Linux User?

[hint in comment below]

…In All The Wrong Ways

[Not a Cool Tat!]

Transitions
to
Windows…

[another success story]

Windows Character —
Microsoft Refinement

[A Pleasure to Use!]

The Year of the Alligator

[Not safe to feed]

Know what you’re getting yourself into.

[Look for door. Run!]