Comments on: FAQ

By: Xunderground

Xunderground — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 08:42:11 +0000

I hate to feed trolls, but the homeless deserve a little TLC, now don’t they?

st source c
I WAS using Windows 7 ultimate X64 on my last computer. I started having issues with drivers, then codecs, then Bill Gates started asking for money, then…..well, the list goes on!

Then, I found Linux!

Linux has its downsides (You must compile most source code, and that causes XML errors, and unsatisfied dependencies) BUT, It is technologically superior! How? I will explain:

My current PC is an old laptop, a Gateway CX2610, with an intel 915GMA graphics controller…..with windows, I got NO 3D ACCELERATION, AND NO AERO! With Linux…Full visual effects, full openGL support, and 3D gaming every day! HELL YEAH!!! All this, for free!

By: Riaan François Venter

Riaan François Venter — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 23:25:49 +0000

linux is king. no jokes here.

By: Myfraudsoft

Myfraudsoft — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:17:37 +0000

For many years, I too was a Linus looser. But after my Lunix addiction drove me to a complete madness I accidentally stumbled across this site and it opened my eyes. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE! I am now on a rehabilitation program aided by a free Microsoft laptop and cocaine. However, I still have a long way to go before my soul heals completely. Many nights I wake up in cold sweat from nightmares about 3D compiz effects, virus-free computing and many other horrors of Linus. But then I turn on my Vista 7 Ultimate laptop, fire up Firef…err IE8 and visit your site to give me hope and a cause to live for.

By: MyPenisSmells

MyPenisSmells — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:40:23 +0000

Linux made my Penis grow, the more I use Linux the bigger it gets. Fantastic!! I’m so excited I went down on my Motherboard an it loved it!

By: lol

lol — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:23:26 +0000

Guys, sorry to state the obvious, but to the retards:

THIS IS SATIRICAL.

The owner of this website likes Linux, and is parodying the arguments Microsoft fanboys have against open source alternatives.

I personally use them both.

And I’m 14 btw, lol.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:56:34 +0000

“We think we haven’t gone far enough.”

Neither do we.

By next week you will have no house, underwear, or deoderant.

By: DARX

DARX — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:36:53 +0000

FUCK YEAH SISTA
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE

Linux is poison,
Beer is poison,
Beer is also good,

point proven

By: Hilariousitynessation

Hilariousitynessation — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:40:33 +0000

Its funny that you run this site on a linux server. Irony?

By: baker

baker — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:44:08 +0000

Sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids?

That has to be straight out of the mouth of the crazy general from Dr. Strangelove! Brilliant!

But you know man, what you really have to watch out for is fluoridation.

By: Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:14:54 +0000

I have another question for you:

Did your father hit you when you were a child? No? I’m sure he did!

By: Linux User

Linux User — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:43:29 +0000

“Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics…Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”
– original author unknown (at least to me or I would give credit)

To the posters — Crude language and violent responses to a website that you disagree with will not have the desired result.

To the admin — Very funny reading, thank you.

By: Linus Torvalds

Linus Torvalds — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:13:00 +0000

This is Linus again.

I just wiped my ass, and I am back. The world is running on a practical joke I played in colege. The world it truely inhabitated my MORONS.

Remember these words. It is almost impossible to underestimate the stupidity of people.

Now, all you Microsoft fresh guys. I want you all to com over my house so I can spank some sense into you all.

torvalds@osdl.org

P.S. I just got off the phone with Russia and Japan. They are also pissed at you fresh Microsoft guys. Our own president keeps telling me to Fuck off and stop interupting his blow session. What is blow?

By: joe

joe — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:44:08 +0000

hey calm up, the story is great, very funny, im sure this guy is just happy for havinng lots of monthly visits just for putting fake funny info.

haha and i love that microsoft thisn of the is it micro? is it soft? haha bill gates pennis is weird

By: DRINKORDIE

DRINKORDIE — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:55:47 +0000

you should be killed by a train…. look at your server dumbass… look at the software u use… look at the real world dude …
fucking crazy dude … u deserve slaps in your fucking face !
go read dude go read some tests benchmarks …
You will win the microsucks olympics gold medal to be a such asshole!

By: admin

admin — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:08:12 +0000

I have fixed my ways. I will leave this site as-is, but I have converted to good linux.

By: Zombie Bot

Zombie Bot — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:23:07 +0000

This website has been founded by spammers and bot-herders (for DDoS attack purposes). It needs Windows machines and Windows users to propagate their bots, and is thereby promoting Windows to extend the longevity of their zombie bots.

I am zombie bot runner #90210 and I hail from Beverly Hills. I help rule over all the slave zombie bots running in Windows machines. *wicked evil robot laughter*

By: Linux scared user

Linux scared user — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:53:32 +0000

Accidentally I installed PCLinuxOS. When I discoverd my horrible mistake it was too late. I uninstalled and reinstalled that glorious XP. A day later a van pulled up near the house. 3 men jumped out and left notes that I was to reinstall Linux or else….
They follow me close and I am sure they have spycams installed in the house. The police won´t take me seriously. Matbe they are part of the Linux terrorist squad too. I´m thinking about emigrating, but I don´t know if they will find out. Maybe they can also see me reading this wesite. I´m so scared. Is there help for me?
I wish of all this could go away….

By: Clod

Clod — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:32:03 +0000

I have been crying tears of genuine joy ever since I found this site. It is truly the answer to my prayers.

I used to be into open-source, Linux, and Unix. I used to (gasp) run programs and such from the command line.

Then, I discovered the goodness and sweetness that is all things Microsoft (and drag-and-drop).

Now, I have managed to purge all cancerous open-source (sores? heehee) pollution from my company intranet. I have even managed to convince our CTO to make an edict stating that nothing but Microsoft applications can run on our servers!

Buwahahahahaha!

Now, we have reached nirvana. All is right with the world. And the licensing fees that we have paid Microsoft for all of this are a bargain, considering the reliability, security, and all-around customer satisfaction that we have gained in return.

Again, THAK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for this site!!

By: Admin-fake

Admin-fake — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:53:45 +0000

I am ADMIN & i Am a gay!!

By: admin

admin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:14:07 +0000

“Improper use of the word eminent…”

It should be ‘imminent’ but you have to dumb things down quite a bit when dealing with the Linux crowd. “The” becomes “teh”, and so on.

After further consideration, it was also decided that the definition of eminent as ‘prominent’ could hold the meaning of the sentence.

“…no such word as impurify.”

Correct. My Microsft Office Word caught this one too, but I decided to keep it as-is. Anything else just would not hold the same flow.