Are you crazy?
Crazy is as crazy does.
Some might think you have gone too far?
We think we haven’t gone far enough.
Is this a joke/parody?
Either, or, maybe, neither…
We are however eminent that Linux, if used for more than 24 cumulative hours, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Is this some type of a sick payback for www.ie7.com?
Your methods of "promoting" Linux are questionable, please explain yourself.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Our green could be your red. We associate the same word for the color we see, but our minds interpret it in different ways. Hope that clears it up for you.
You can get killed for this!
You can get killed walking your doggy!
It is true that Linux fanboys are crazy like a fox. The Ubuntu crowd is downright rabid. Linux attracts the worst of what society produces.
We live in fear for our lives every day, but at the same time we also feel that the sacrifice is worth it. As Jesus brought you Salvation, we bring Linux users Redemption. We will sacrifice our freedom to give you the choice of choosing Windows.
Isn’t it wrong to host a Linux hate site on an exclusive Linux VPS provider? How do you justify this?
It’s about as wrong as a Saturday afternoon hog roast in a synagogue. But we do it anyways.
I am a Linux user. How can I defect from the dark side into the light?
You’ve taken the first step to becoming a productive member of society. You will have to separate yourself from the negative elements in your life and keep away from other Linux users. They are easy to spot by the smell of all the baths they have not taken.
Other things to look for:
- raccoon eyes from brain trauma
- crusted over semen stains from chronic masturbation
- weird spots on skin
- no social skills
You’re a fucking superstar! I get it. What can I do to help?
You can help by contributing your content to this site. If you have something to add, say, share, or just rant, leave a comment on the relevant page [or on the contact page]. If it’s good, we’ll integrate it within the right page/post on the site. If it’s _really_ good, we’ll create a new page for it.
We lift weights and build muscle, if you mess with us, you’ll get The Dolph™…