FAQ
Are you crazy?
Crazy is as crazy does.
Some might think you have gone too far?
We think we haven’t gone far enough.
Is this a joke/parody?
Either, or, maybe, neither…
We are however eminent that Linux, if used for more than 24 cumulative hours, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Is this some type of a sick payback for www.ie7.com?
No comment.
Your methods of "promoting" Linux are questionable, please explain yourself.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Our green could be your red. We associate the same word for the color we see, but our minds interpret it in different ways. Hope that clears it up for you.
You can get killed for this!
You can get killed walking your doggy!
It is true that Linux fanboys are crazy like a fox. The Ubuntu crowd is downright rabid. Linux attracts the worst of what society produces.
We live in fear for our lives every day, but at the same time we also feel that the sacrifice is worth it. As Jesus brought you Salvation, we bring Linux users Redemption. We will sacrifice our freedom to give you the choice of choosing Windows.
I am a Linux user. How can I defect from the dark side into the light?
You’ve taken the first step to becoming a productive member of society. You will have to separate yourself from the negative elements in your life and keep away from other Linux users. They are easy to spot by the smell of all the baths they have not taken.
Other things to look for:
- raccoon eyes from brain trauma
- crusted over semen stains from chronic masturbation
- weird spots on skin
- no social skills
You’re a fucking superstar! I get it. What can I do to help?
You can help by contributing your content to this site. If you have something to add, say, share, or just rant, leave a comment on the relevant page [or on the contact page]. If it’s good, we’ll integrate it within the right page/post on the site. If it’s _really_ good, we’ll create a new page for it.
We lift weights and build muscle, if you mess with us, you’ll get The Dolph™…
January 8th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
While I found this site very funny to read. I am maybe a bit perplexed to its linux promotion.
But it reminds me of the “low fares” flight company “RYANAIR”. That fellow get up the nostrils of every decent folk. Wheather he is charging customers for the use of wheelchairs or suing airport authorities. RYANAIR is ALWAYS in the news. It may be a bad way of publicity but its one of the most profitable airlines…
Good one Bill…I knew youd come round when you hand things over to egghead!
March 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Microsoft? are they referring to Bill Gates Penis? is it micro? is it soft? A question only his wife can answer I guess?
June 20th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Linux powers most of the internet.
Sure, it’s not a great desktop platform but it’s good for running websites and shit like that.
… if you were trying to wind people up then it worked on me!
June 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
@jane dole:
C’mon thats too bad to say. Don’t include his wife here. She’s got nothing to do with this.
June 21st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Please post this:
http://ubuntulinuxtipstricks.blogspot.com/2008/03/ubuntu-beats-osx-and-vista-in-pwn-2-own.html
July 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Great site, Nice to see it running on Linux, and using free software like WordPress.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I think the most priceless thing about this site is the quality of the bites it is getting.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I have a few questions. Why did you have Ubuntu CD’s lying around for someone to not steal if you never intended to install them? You had them lying around and it never even crossed your mind to install them until your Windows CD was gone. Also, there’s no reason to steal a software cd that you don’t have a clue what it is. So if they knew what it was, why would they risk prison time to steal something that they can freely obtain?
Come up with a better story.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
And all this shit for a good traffic? I admire your effort, but please, don’t you think you’d have to make up your story a little bit more credible? I mean, I don’t know whether you know exactly what you’re doing… Or are you a certified Troll?
July 12th, 2008 at 3:40 am
People posting on these comment pages: Please. Please tell me you know this is a joke… Please.
July 13th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Linux does not power the Internet. The application known as Apache, which will run on many different operating systems including Windows, is what runs a majority of websites. Even the choice to use Linux as a server OS is falling each year.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
This site is running on CentOS (a linux distro based on RPM) and apache.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
The only reason this site is running on anything except genuine micro$oft windows server software is probably because the windows server that was powering this site was hacked by some script kiddie using GNU/Linux so he could set up a porn-torrent tracker for all his buddies. Those godless, heathen, GNU/Linux users.