MS was found in 1975 to develop n sell the BASIC tool
After little Bill and Paul dropped out from school

Soon rolled out the all-famous legendary OS MS-DOS
Which saved the company from some serious loss

Bored with the geeky commands, they created Windows
Which, like the Apple, had a GUI and a mouse

In 1991, there came another very cool guy in town
Which turned Bill’s face into a bitter frown

It was called Linux, a humble n simple cool dude
Claimed MS, I won’t give out my source code

Linux ran like a champ when put to test
n00bs didn’t realize that it was the best

MS claims that its all buggy IE rocks
It sucks to the core, shows Mozilla Firefox

With XP, Vista and 7, MS had very little to offer
Ubuntu,RedHat,Fedora,Mandriva….. just awesome n super

MS cries that it gets loads of stubborn virus
Linux doesn’t get infected, I’m damn serious

Exploits, Hacks, Vulnerabilities – MS has it all
Linux is really impervious, lol

Cries the MS user, “I often get Blue Screen of Death”
Laughs the tux user,”Was it really worth that ?”

I switched over to linux and I’m having some gr8 fun
Guys, c’mon, now it’s really your turn

Source : http://www.prashanthpai.com/blog/microsoft-vs-linux/

windows has WIN in it because its fucking pwnz.

The sole reason any given linux user exists is to put themselves on the cross and subject themselves to endless misery as a protest to Microsoft’s near monopoly.

The implications of Microsoft “magnitude” aren’t a concern to an end user who is apathetic to moralizing monetary issues of these sorts. For that individual, Windows will always be the easiest and simplest route, given they’re not completely retarded.

Windows is the “fuck your virtues and morality” OS. It works. Its fun. Its well supported. The virus thing is true but you got to be an idiot to get a virus. Being only slightly more tech-savvy than an OSX user, one can get by easily and happily enough.

Linux is an extraneous and pointless piece of poo for an incredibly small and apparently butthurt minority of moral ass hats.

Great funny site! I enjoyed reading. It was the best recreation during my work!

Grats.
admin

I am currently double booting OS X / Ubuntu, and have to say that so far my linux experience

has been wonderful. However OS X is the more stable OS.

Cheers.

The computer purrs as it processes my request.
I grow impatient and try again.
The computer is like ice, non-moving, and stubborn.
The computer has had it, everything goes blue.
I’m forced to restart, for the fifth time that night.
“Why,” I ask, “Must everything be a fight?”

“But wait, what’s this penguin I see?”
The sign of freedom, it may be!
I downloaded this OS, expecting to see a BSOD,
but that’s not what it was.
I was greeted by power, performance and speed.
“I work for the user,” was part of its creed.
Fast as a bullet, I got my work done.
Remarked I, “Wow, this is quite fun!”

I no longer worry about my work not being saved,
For now I have the OS that long have I craved.

I use Windows, a Mac, and Linux. They all are miles behind where we should be, three decades into personal computing, with only minor variations to distinguish them. Give me a relational file system with simple, intuitive controls that my mom can pick up and use that still lets me exercise expert power when needed, then we’ll talk. Praise Allahbuddahmary.

got me a Windoze 14 , prolly runs it selfs to make sure all is in

yes U guessed it PERFECTLY , working order ,even with the

new and improved screensaver its blue says some bout the system

but then my soundcard got the hots for hornies and now stutters

btw i didnt knew but i got leds in my system red & yellow looks like fire

and then that virtual smoke cumming out , must be a directX-11.1

eye-candy

well iam off maybe M$ has an commandline fireexstingush (feck Words(tm) seems bit dislectish

BUT no LINUX BSD or (flem flem fghaaag) Unix alike for me

they only have X and i want DirectX
yes now not later