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	<title>PromotingLinux.com &#187; Windows &amp; Bill Gates</title>
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		<title>Preventitive License Care</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/say-no-to-gnu-foss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/say-no-to-gnu-foss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Say No to GNU/FOSS&#8230;
 
&#8230;The Right Way.
[Train Your Kids!]
You can have my Windows Vista License over my cold dead body!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Say <br/>No <br/>to <br/>GNU/FOSS&#8230;</h2>
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<h2>&#8230;The <br/>Right <br/>Way.</h2>
<h2>[Train Your Kids!]</h2>
<p>You can have my Windows Vista License over my cold dead body!</p>
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		<title>The Windows Path</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/the-windows-path/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Windows Path&#8230;

&#8230;is the True Path to Computing.
[The Revolution is near!]
How cool is Microsoft? Liquid Nitrogen Cool!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>The <br/>Windows Path&#8230;</h2>
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<h2>&#8230;is <br/>the <br/>True Path <br/>to <br/>Computing.</h2>
<h2>[The Revolution is near!]</h2>
<p>How cool is Microsoft? Liquid Nitrogen Cool!</p>
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		<title>Use Windows</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/use-windows/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/use-windows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another Good Reason&#8230; 

&#8230;To Use Windows
[how many more do you need]
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<p><img src="http://www.promotinglinux.com/images/pages/windows/eve.jpg" /></p>
<h2>&#8230;To Use Windows</h2>
<h2>[how many more do you need]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>From Zero to Hero</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-upgrade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-upgrade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Typical Linux User

Transitions to Windows&#8230;

[another success story]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>A <br/>Typical <br/>Linux User</h2>
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<h2>Transitions <br/>to <br/>Windows&#8230;</h2>
<p><img src="http://www.promotinglinux.com/images/pages/windows/Windows-Upgrade-2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<h2>[another success story]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Vista Upgrade</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/microsoft-refinement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/microsoft-refinement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Madam Vista&#8230;

Windows Character &#8212; Microsoft Refinement
[A Pleasure to Use!]
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<p><img src="http://www.promotinglinux.com/images/pages/windows/Madam-Vista.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<h2>Windows Character &#8212; <br/>Microsoft Refinement</h2>
<h2>[A Pleasure to Use!]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Windows Experience</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-experience/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-experience/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Windows.

&#8230;This is what It Feels Like.
[purity of the body, mind, spirit]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Windows.</h2>
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<h2>&#8230;This <br/>is <br/>what <br/>It Feels Like.</h2>
<h2>[purity of the body, mind, spirit]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Typical Friday Night</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-typical-night/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-typical-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Windows User&#8230;

&#8230;Typical Friday Night
[It's so true!]
[correction: that's every night for Vista Users.]
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<h2>&#8230;Typical <br/>Friday Night</h2>
<h2>[It's so true!]</h2>
<h2>[correction: that's <u>every</u> night for Vista Users.]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Nably Dably</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/bill-gates-gives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/bill-gates-gives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates is a&#8230;

&#8230;Giver, Not a Taker
[Give us more Windows!]
[We want Vista!]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Bill Gates <br/>is a&#8230;</h2>
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<h2>&#8230;Giver, <br/>Not a Taker</h2>
<h2>[Give us more Windows!]</h2>
<h2>[We want Vista!]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Battle of Wills</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-will-win/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-will-win/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Windows vs. Linux&#8230;

Unlike in the movie, Windows Will Win
[In the real world, Windows always Wins]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Windows vs. Linux&#8230;</h2>
<p><img src="http://www.promotinglinux.com/images/pages/windows/Windows-Will-Win.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<h2>Unlike <br/>in the movie, <br/>Windows <br/>Will <br/>Win</h2>
<h2>[In the <u>real</u> world, Windows always Wins]</h2>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Windows &amp; Microsoft</title>
		<link>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-microsoft/</link>
		<comments>http://www.promotinglinux.com/windows/windows-microsoft/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Windows & Bill Gates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Windows and Microsoft are&#8230;

&#8230;Heavenly
[can't wait for those pearly gates]
Note: this was originally a reduced size image posted for the purpose of commenting on a non-commercial site. It was brought to my attention by a snitch that this was a copyrighted image. Since I respect the copyright of others and oppose the ways of Linux users, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Windows <br/>and <br/>Microsoft <br/>are&#8230;</h2>
<p><img src="http://www.promotinglinux.com/images/pages/windows/Windows-Microsoft.jpg"></p>
<h2>&#8230;Heavenly</h2>
<h2>[can't wait for those pearly gates]</h2>
<p>Note: this was originally a reduced size image posted for the purpose of commenting on a non-commercial site. It was brought to my attention by a snitch that this was a copyrighted image. Since I respect the copyright of others and oppose the ways of Linux users, I have pro-actively taken down the picture. It’s a real shame, it was very nice.</p>
<p>Now fixed.</p>
<p>Image &#8212; By courtesy of Barcelona Supercomputing Center &#8211; www.bsc.es</p>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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