Truth™ about Linux

Another
Good
Reason…

…To Use Windows

[how many more do you need]

A
Typical
Linux User

Transitions
to
Windows…

[another success story]

Madam Vista…

Windows Character —
Microsoft Refinement

[A Pleasure to Use!]

Windows.

…This
is
what
It Feels Like.

[purity of the body, mind, spirit]

A Windows
User…

…Typical
Friday Night

[It's so true!]

[correction: that's every night for Vista Users.]

Bill Gates
is a…

…Giver,
Not a Taker

[Give us more Windows!]

[We want Vista!]

Windows vs. Linux…

Unlike
in the movie,
Windows
Will
Win

[In the real world, Windows always Wins]

Windows
and
Microsoft
are…

…Heavenly

[can't wait for those pearly gates]

Note: this was originally a reduced size image posted for the purpose of commenting on a non-commercial site. It was brought to my attention by a snitch that this was a copyrighted image. Since I respect the copyright of others and oppose the ways of Linux users, I have pro-actively taken down the picture. It’s a real shame, it was very nice.

Now fixed.

Image — By courtesy of Barcelona Supercomputing Center - www.bsc.es