PromotingLinux.com » Linux & The Devil http://www.promotinglinux.com Truth™ about Linux Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:30:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Linux Users Must Feed! http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-users-vs-windows-users/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-users-vs-windows-users/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:30:15 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/?p=206 When
Linux Users

Meet
Working People

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…It’s
a
Headache!

[it's also self destructive behaviour]

Use the Windows GUI.

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to
burn
the house down…

…with her parents
inside!

[at ubuntuforums.org]

Think of the children!

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Kernel 2.6…

…Security Model
is
finally
Explained!

[Windows Vista UAC is Hurricane Category 5 Safe]

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/redneck-linux/feed/ 1 The Linux Road http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/the-linux-road/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/the-linux-road/#comments Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:44:36 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/?p=97 The Road
To
Linux…

…for Developers
is Unclear

[.NET Rocks!]

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do
the…

…Darndest Things
in Elevators

[Elevators ARE NOT your Linux Boxes!]

Note that not only does it take a Ubunter 41 hours to figure out how to use the elevator, he also thinks it’s okay to defecate inside.

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/dirty-linux-users/feed/ 2 Dealing With Ubuntu Users http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/dealing-with-ubuntu-users/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/dealing-with-ubuntu-users/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:52:32 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/?p=38 Dealing
with
Ubuntu Users…

Is Easy

[instructional video]

STOP PUSHING YOUR LINUXES ON US!

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That
Use Linux…

Have Angry Babies!

[ubuntu babies]

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Nerdheads…


IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees – Watch more free videos

Destroy Companies

[it's their nature]

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-nerdheads/feed/ 5 The Linux Absolution http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-users-absolution/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-users-absolution/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 21:47:26 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/?p=34 Can
You
Spot…

The Linux User?

[hint in comment below]

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-users-absolution/feed/ 4 Ubuntu Linux Tattoo http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/ubuntu-linux-tattoo/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/ubuntu-linux-tattoo/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:03:20 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/ubuntu-linux-tattoo/ Ubuntu Linux Users
Love Ubuntu

…In All The Wrong Ways

[Not a Cool Tat!]

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The Year of the Alligator

[Not safe to feed]

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to
Linux?

Know what you’re getting yourself into.

[Look for door. Run!]

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…To
Keep Kids
off Linux.

[it f**** you up]

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…This
is
what
It Feels Like.

[the benefits of Linux are few]

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-feels-like/feed/ 8 Not So Safe Afterall http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-not-safe/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-not-safe/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:48:24 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-not-safe/ Trying Linux?

…Consider
What’s
Hidden
Within.

[the benefits of Linux are few]

[might not be safe to use]

]]> http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-not-safe/feed/ 3 Linux Tux Penguin http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-tux-penguin/ http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-tux-penguin/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:47:05 +0000 admin http://www.promotinglinux.com/linux/linux-tux-penguin/ The Analysis
of
the
Linux Mascot Penguin
Tux…

…Clearly Demonstrates
Linux’s
True Nature.

[and origin]

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to
a
typical
Linux User Group
meeting
is…

  • uncanny
  • disturbing
  • alarming

[furor, zealotry and fanaticism]

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