Truth™ about Linux

Linux Users
do
the…

…Darndest Things
in Elevators

[Elevators ARE NOT your Linux Boxes!]

Note that not only does it take a Ubunter 41 hours to figure out how to use the elevator, he also thinks it’s okay to defecate inside.

Dealing
with
Ubuntu Users…

Is Easy

[instructional video]

STOP PUSHING YOUR LINUXES ON US!

Mothers
That
Use Linux…

Have Angry Babies!

[ubuntu babies]

Linux
Nerdheads…

Destroy Companies

[it's their nature]

Can
You
Spot…

The Linux User?

[hint in comment below]

Ubuntu Linux Users
Love Ubuntu

…In All The Wrong Ways

[Not a Cool Tat!]

The Year of the Linux

The Year of the Alligator

[Not safe to feed]

Committing
to
Linux?

Know what you’re getting yourself into.

[Look for door. Run!]

D.A.R.E.

…To
Keep Kids
off Linux.

[it f**** you up]

Linux.

…This
is
what
It Feels Like.

[the benefits of Linux are few]

Trying Linux?

…Consider
What’s
Hidden
Within.

[the benefits of Linux are few]

[might not be safe to use]

The Analysis
of
the
Linux Mascot Penguin
Tux…

…Clearly Demonstrates
Linux’s
True Nature.

[and origin]

The Parallelism
to
a
typical
Linux User Group
meeting
is…

• uncanny
• disturbing
• alarming

[furor, zealotry and fanaticism]