Archive for the ‘Celebrity Endorsements’ Category
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Mariah Carey
when asked
had this to say…
"I just want one day off when I can use Windows Vista and eat ice cream and look at rainbows."
[We agree with you Mariah]
[Windows Vista, Ice Cream and Rainbows go hand-in-hand.]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Jack Nicholson
when asked
about
The Truth™
had this to say…
"You only lie to two people in your life, Linux fanboys and the police.
Neither can handle the truth."
[We agree with you Jack]
[Linux fanboys can't handle the truth.]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Paris Hilton
when shown Vista’s new and improved user interface
had this to say…
"That’s hot.™"
[We agree with you Paris. Vista is hot.]
[And so are you!]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Whitney Houston
when accused of using Linux
had this to say…
"Linux is cheap. I make too much money to ever use Linux. Lets get that straight. OK?
We don’t do Linux. We don’t do that. Linux is whack."
[We agree with you Whitney.]
[Linux is whack.]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Britney Spears
Ecstatic
About
the launch event of Windows Vista…
…Rushing to Get Her Copy
Didn’t Have Time to Put on Panties.
[always classy]
[We Love You Britney!]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Morgan Webb…
Thinks
All
Linux
Users
Smell Like
Poo!
[They Always Do]
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
Dolph Lundgren…
Hates
All
Things
Linux
Posted in Celebrity Endorsements | 2 Comments »
