Truth™ about Linux

Amy Winehouse
Fresh
From…

…Linux
Rehab

Now Supports Vista

[Vista: the spark of life itself]

Keep living Amy! Vista *is* worth it.

Mariah Carey
when asked
had this to say…

"I just want one day off when I can use Windows Vista and eat ice cream and look at rainbows."

[We agree with you Mariah]

[Windows Vista, Ice Cream and Rainbows go hand-in-hand.]

Jack Nicholson
when asked
about
The Truth™
had this to say…

"You only lie to two people in your life, Linux fanboys and the police.
Neither can handle the truth."

[We agree with you Jack]

[Linux fanboys can't handle the truth.]

Paris Hilton
when shown Vista’s new and improved user interface
had this to say…

"That’s hot.™"

[We agree with you Paris. Vista is hot.]

[And so are you!]

Whitney Houston
when accused of using Linux
had this to say…

"Linux is cheap. I make too much money to ever use Linux. Lets get that straight. OK?
We don’t do Linux. We don’t do that. Linux is whack."

[We agree with you Whitney.]

[Linux is whack.]

Britney Spears
Ecstatic
About
the launch event of Windows Vista…

…Rushing to Get Her Copy
Didn’t Have Time to Put on Panties.

[always classy]

[We Love You Britney!]

Morgan Webb…

Thinks
All
Linux
Users
Smell Like
Poo!

[They Always Do]

Dolph Lundgren…

Hates
All
Things
Linux