What’s this fuss all about?

Hello, my name is Dill Nates and my Windows License Key is FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8*. *Always protect your Windows License Key. Do not share it with anyone but Microsoft.

One year ago open source zealots (a.k.a thieves) broke into my home and stole my copy of Windows. I was a victim of OS theft. Having been seduced with lies about the ‘Free and Open Source Software’ movement and the strengths of the Linux, I was given Ubuntu Linux CDs. I was sceptical at first, but having no choice left I decided to give Ubuntu Linux a fair chance.

This is my story…

I tried Linux and it sucks. Badly. Now I use Windows because "it just works." ® Linux Must Not (and Does Not) Violate!

Linux is Free

Windows OS theft can happen anywhere to anyone. If your Windows OS is stolen, you can spend hundreds of hours struggling to install Linux and thousands more getting it to work. That’s because Linux, especially Ubuntu Linux, is impossible to use. Most victims of Windows OS theft only discover this Linux Impossibility of Migration Paradox [LIMP™] after they’ve been lured in, worked through, chewed up and spat out by the angry and bitter Linux community. The Truth is that Linux does not, nor ever will by design, scale or work well in a productive environment. You may already be a victim of Linux, many times over, and not even know it.

Make the choice to choose Windows.

Or Submit to the Linux Agenda Machine.

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The freedom to write our own device drivers and recompile the kernel is no freedom at all.

Get Ubuntu Now

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Breaking News: Get Your GPL!

Inside Look: GNU Projects’ Style of Development and Quality Control.

Linus Comes Clean: Linux, a Disease Of The Mind.

The alliance is composed of promotinglinux.com, The Mojave Experiment, http://www.linsux.org/, http://linuxhaters.blogspot.com/, http://unixsucks.com/default.aspx, STR, Firefox Myths, and Gerald Holmes.

“In a dream I made a deal with death to kill 8 million people. The next day I took Minix code and created Linux. Now I have a billion dollars to pick up.” — 1997, Linus Torvalds (taken from private emails)

“Open source is a cancer akin to communism that is used as a model for intellectual property terrorism and intolerance of opposing ideologies … Every Linux user should be deported out of America so they can see what they’ve done to the World!” — 2009, admin (of this site)

“Using Linux Will Make Your Lower Intestines Empty Directly Into Your Skull.”

“Microsoft are like the Terminator: they move very slowly, but they just keep on coming. They take the long view. They will not stop until you are dead. You may outrun them in the short run, but by sheer doggedness and invulnerability, they will catch up with you, trap you and kill you.”