What’s this fuss all about?
Hello, my name is Dill Nates and my Windows License Key is FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8*, this is my story. *Always protect your Windows License Key. Do not share it with anyone but Microsoft.
One year ago thieves broke into my home and stole my copy of Windows. I was a victim of OS theft. The only thing the thieves did not take was my Ubuntu Linux CDs. I was sceptical at first, but having no choice left I decided to give Ubuntu Linux a fair chance. This is my experience…
I tried Linux and it burned me. Badly. Now I use Windows because "it just works." ® Microsoft TM - Do Not Violate!
Windows OS theft can happen anywhere to anyone. If your Windows OS is stolen, you can spend hundreds of hours struggling to install Linux and thousands more getting it to work. That’s because Linux, especially Ubuntu Linux, is impossible to use. Most victims of Windows OS theft only discover this Linux Impossibility of Migration Paradox [LIMP™] after they’ve been lured in, worked through, chewed up and spat out by the angry and bitter Linux community. The Truth is that Linux does not, nor ever will by design, scale or work well in a productive environment. You may already be a victim of Linux, many times over, and not even know it.
Make the choice, choose Windows.
Or Submit to the Linux Agenda Machine.
The freedom to write our own device drivers and recompile the kernel is no freedom at all.

